baldershit

noun. Next to this, balderdash is forthright, honest, and welcome on your mother’s nice carpets.

Related terms: baldercrap, drivel-poop, blithery-poop.

Real citation: “So then why was Caws so sour after the show? ‘Baldershit,’ he said to me afterwards. ‘Wuz a doggone pissaround. S'not what the songs should be. Mere compromised art tossed to familiar ears, our eyes on the watch while some rip-knees burn cloves outside waitin for the loud boys.’
(Oct. 24, 2006, Rarebit Radiogram, http://wehatebrett.blogspot.com/2006/10/live-welsh-rarebit-so-what-happened-at.html)

Made-up citation: “The relentless baldershit of the Earthly campaign season makes me yearn for my homeworld, where leaders are chosen by a steel-cage tentacle tango, just as our forecritters intended.”