groin-boggling

adj. Please, this is a family blog! Oh, it isn’t? Well, carry on then.

Real citation: “One of the hottest anal scenes ever filmed involves Jesse Adams and Lysa Thatcher in a multiple positioned, groin boggling episode in back door heat.
(Dec. 11, 2006, http://groups.google.com/group/rec.arts.movies.erotica/msg/f0b19f29875fcbb9)

Made-up citation: “The mind is the only aspect of ourselves that can be boggled. Some things are mind-boggling. Others make us say, that boggles the mind. But I wonder if other parts of our being or our anatomy could be boggled? Might a sweetheart boggle my heart? Surely some events are groin-boggling. Who could better boggle a soul: a demon or an exorcist? What would boggle a toe? An elbow? You can't answer my questions? Go boggle yourself."