buttmunchette

noun. Every woman is a goddess of something. For a few, that thing is buttmunchitude.

Real citation: “My boyfriend's the buttmunch. So we've tried variations on a theme: buttmuncher, buttmunchee, buttmunchette, buttmuncher and now buttmuncheroo haha.”
(Dec. 17, 2004, All Poetry, http://allpoetry.com/poem/950407)

Made-up citation: “I come from a long line of buttmunches and buttmunchettes. I’m proud to say I’m the first buttwipe in my family.”