conspiracy-y

adj. Sorta aliens-and-the-government-control-my-toaster-ish.

Real citation: “i'm trying not to sound all conspiracy-y here, (trilateralists? bilderbergers? shadow government established by the 1947 roswell alien visit?), but...he's not a stupid guy. i firmly believe he's advancing his agenda, whatever it might be....and the fact that we conservatives, his alleged base, don't like it means nothing to him at all.”
(Jan. 8, 2007, Riehl World View, http://www.riehlworldview.com/carnivorous_conservative/2007/01/san_fran_nannys.html)

Made-up citation: “You don’t have to be conspiracy-y to believe that secret CIA fishmen are roaming the sewers and executing citizens right on their own toilets, Elvis-style. And it won’t help!”