enema-ee

noun. A recipient of the dreaded apparatus.

Real citation: “Big Günther revives over-Mickey'd Humfried with a coffee enema applied with an elephant syringe, then Kit and Gottlob walk the enema-ee to the hospital. Foley tries to apprehend Kit outside the hospital entrance, at which point Humfried provides Kit with a perfect escape by presenting Kit to the waiting orderlies as the patient.”
(May 28, 2007, The Chumps of Choice, http://chumpsofchoice.blogspot.com/2007/05/doughnuts-and-coffee-pp-615-636.html)

Made-up citation: “So long as coffee is available, I shall never be an enema-ee. Sweet coffee! Laxative of the gods.”