Swede-Pizza-Boy-turned-HOT-model-slash-Paris’-boyfie

noun. And you thought Swedish pancakes were a delicacy.

Real citation: “Without a doubt, Swede-Pizza-Boy-turned-HOT-model-slash-Paris’-boyfie led a charmed life when he decidd to set his foot on the Stateside.”
(Oct. 13, 2007, Hilton Buzz, http://hiltonbuzz.com/paris-hot-boyfie-breaks-the-silence/)

Made-up citation: "Why didn't my guidance counselor tell me Swede-Pizza-Boy-turned-HOT-model-slash-Paris’-boyfie was a career option? Do you think I wanted to be an astronaut?"