noun. Don't be so lonely and forlorn, jerk-wadditude. You have a friend.
Real citation: “You are peddling more dodgy dick-wadditude. I correctly label you a smarmy a$$-cloud because you imply that I am opposed to common sense, even though what I say is truthful and sensible."
(Jaab Tark, Nov. 16, 2005, http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/printthread.php?t=447117&page=2&pp=30)
Made-up citation: "Geneticists have identified the gene for dick-wadditude, yet have no leads on the root of buffoonery, tomfoolery, shenanigans, or buttmunchiness."