noun. Adventures that are smart, non-allergenic, and a tad embarrassing.
Real citation: “The nudity sounds like a plus but what next- a musical based on Tony Blair's poodlecapades with George Bush or THE DOWNING STREET MEMOs. Imagine George Bush on stage, spray painting faux UN planes to ‘accidently’ fly over Iraq while singing ‘God Bless America.’ What a delight!
(Oct. 30, 2006, Petulant Rumblings, http://petulantrumble.blogspot.com/2006/10/another-musical.html)
Made-up citation: “Cease your poodlecapades! And return those pig ears!”