noun. A crapitudinous individual who may be delicious with strawberries.
Real citation: “My clone is a crapwaffle, he stabbed me...”
(Jan. 28, 2008, http://chibi.lomeproductions.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=177&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=45)
Made-up citation: “Remember the Hillary/Obama debate over denouncing vs. rejecting? A new linguistic conflict divides the candidates, who cannot decide whether John McCain is a class A crapwaffle or merely a poopoobuckethead."