pregnantification

noun. Someone’s in the pudding club, I reckon.

Real citation: “I'd imagine it's safe if you don't skip a day from one sort to the next, but that a doctor would recommend you be safe until your body adjusts to it (to avoid getting sued in the even of pregnantification).”
(April 13, 2006, http://www.illout.com/forums/showthread.php?t=57317)

Made-up citation: "How do your mother and I prevent further pregnantification? Vatican roulette, Satanic prayers, organic foods, and the use of no less than eight condoms per conjugal event."