Monday, April 28, 2008


adj. Mmm… Diaper-burgers!

Real citation: “Naturally, after mom and I laughed a good laugh at that, we were treated to all its endless variations for the rest of the morning. Frankie needs a clean diaper? ‘She's diaperiffic!’ Frankie's grumpy? ‘She's grumperiffic!’ And so on...”
(March 24, 2005,

Made-up citation: “It is hard to know which Presidential candidate is the most diaperiffic, so long as all remain fully pantsed. However, as part of his straight talk express, John McCain has admitted to conservative use of Flashback Butt Lifting Technology Boxers.”

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