non-daddy-issues-having

adj. Used to describe individuals who have no desire to kill, marry, frak, disembowel, or serenade their male parental units.

Real citation: “Kate: Um, Sayid… you should leave for like, a journey of self-discovery or something.
Jack: I think what she means to say is, get out of here, you non-daddy-issues-having terrorist!!
Sayid: (stomping off in search of daddy issues) Hey, a rope. (gets captured by crazy French woman)”
(Oct. 17, 2007, FanFiction.net, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3842094/1/Lost_in_17_Minutes)

Made-up citation: “Yes, yes, I do believe that, at this point in time, you are a strong, competent, non-daddy-issues-having individual. But aren’t those your father’s veins betwixt your teeth?”