heathentastic

adj. Some people just peel off the sacred image of the Virgin Mary and eat the delicious danish with their ungodly face-hole. Heathentastical people!

Real citation: “Hehehe. Hail Viking Raider and welcome to the Valley as you can see there are lots of heathentastic folks here and some Viking fans so you should feel right at home here ! Hope you enjoy your time spent in the Valley.”
(May 10, 2006, http://thevalley.ukpagan.com/lofiversion/index.php/t11586.html)

Made-up citation: “I try to instill heathentastic values in my children. We eat kittens for breakfast, film porn in the afternoon, desecrate a flag in the evening, and kiss a graven image of Satan’s hindquarters before night-night. If the kids have been proper hellbeasts, we have stem-cell smores before bed.”