craptrocity

noun. A crapfestacular of mucho-crapitudinous proportions.

Real citation: “The FX in this craptrocity in the making were never the concern. It's the tiny 90210 actors who no one can see reprising these classic roles that bring much consternation. Give us a shot of the main cast in costume and hey, maybe all will be forgiven. But until that time, I'm treating this new Trek like the Terminator franchise is treating 'T3': it didn't fucking happen.”
(Jan. 17, 2008, Ain’t It Cool News, http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/35304)

Made-up citation: "To distinguish between a craptrocity and a craptastrophe, even trained professionals require the assistance of a digital pooper-scooper."