teleportationology

noun. The scientific study of some nifty gizmography, the kind that makes big rocks and first officers go poof! And bamf!

Real citation: “teleportationology”
(Nov. 5, 2007, sgForums, http://www.sgforums.com/users/160892/posts?page=10)

Made-up citation: “In college, I dropped my teleportationology major in favor of English. Now I write articles and dine at the dumpster instead of flying spaceships and consuming planets. I have regrets.”