Tuesday, April 29, 2008

celebugod

noun. A deity on the A-list. Eat it, Aphrodite!

Related terms: celebubot, celebubrat, celebucaust, celebu-chef, celebudrunk, celebudude, celebu-ex-con, celebufreak, celebu-gasmic, celebu-idiot, celebu-mediawhore, celebupod, celebu-rexic, celebuspawn, celebu-shambles, celebutard, celebutart, celebutot, celebuturd, celebutwin, celebuvomit, celebuwhatever, celebu-wraith, golden celebutwit triumverate.

Real citation: “We should consider ourselves lucky that the celebuGOD has taken the time to bless us with a crippling lifelong injury and chronic pain.”
(Oct. 18, 2007, TMZ, http://www.tmz.com/2007/10/18/new-video-shows-orlando-leaving-crash-scene/)

Made-up citation: “When choosing a supreme being, don’t commit to a gaudy celebugod right away. There are underpublicized, under-the-radar gods who offer a more personal touch; many are willing to personally fertilize your crops and daughters.”

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