fluffitudinous

adj. Here there be fluff, sources say.

Real citation: “It's a grey, rainy day here in the heart of the Lone Star State...and I wish I could do exactly what that fluffitudinous pupster is doing!”
(Sept. 9, 2006, Cute Overlord, http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2006/09/and_1_and_2_and.html)

Made-up citation: “Why are you leaving, Veronica? Do you really have to get up early? Or is it my blonde, bouffant, fluffitudinous chest afro?”