adj. Crappy--but perhaps poetically, mellifluously crappy.
Real citation: "Everyone send love/sandwiches/ponies/monetary donations to my Tiff-Tiff who feels very crapitudinous."
(May 3, 2001, http://www.sccs.swarthmore.edu/users/02/
Made-up citation: "Only yoga class, the Alias season two DVDs, and beer sweet beer have prevented this from being a completely crapitudinous week."