douchetronic

adj. May contain douche-like substance.

Real citation: “WOW! That is a lot of absolute garbage under STP. I understand why scott weiland would associate himself with that less than average crew of bands (since he was in the most douchetronic band of all time - velvet revolver), but the rest of the guys, im shocked.”
(Feb. 12, 2008, http://coachella.com/forum/archive/index.php/t-14797.html)

Made-up citation: “I stopped using hair gel this year but joined a gym. That’s a wash in the douchetronic department.”