humpologist

noun. An expert in the humpish arts.

Real citation: “I have seen it in action.. He is a true humpologist.. LOL”
(bowmedic, March 7, 2006, http://www.archerytalk.com/vb/archive/index.php/t-296409.html)

Made-up citation: "I consider columnist Judy McGuire a humpologist; she can distinguish a single leg-humping hottie from a moronic leg-humping lout."