noun. Mmm.... pork-pocalypse.
Real citation: "It's ham-a-geddon people.
You don't know how long it took me to come up with that pun but anyway apparently we're all going to die from a few bastard pigs. Who knew the thing that would kill us all would be pigs. I'm one of the people who think pigs are cute but not cute enough that I won't eat bacon but cute none the less. Who knew all this time they were just plotting and waiting to release the virus that kills us all."
(May 2, 2009, Super Ally, http://thesuperally.blogspot.com/2009/05/ham-geddon.html)
Made-up citation: "Only one thing can prevent the ham-a-geddon: a baconpire! That's what my Bible says, anyway."