Thursday, May 14, 2009

port-o-potty-pocalypse

noun. One of the five worst 'pocalypses in the tri-state area, according to local weatherpeople.

Real citation: "I cry J'ACCUSE and stick my fiery sword of vengeful death into this entire posting! MARTIN!!!!! Don't accuse DDOT of beating a term to death when every neophyte staff writer at DCist gets 'the memo' requiring them to attaches the 'pocalypse anytime (1) anyone offers any free food item or (2) some sort of weather event occurs. To wit:
Free-pocalypse
Burger-pocalypse
Froyo-pocalypse
Ice-pocalypse
Lettuce-pocalypse (seriously???)
Choco-pocalypse
Cupcake-ocalypse (nice phraseology on that one)
salad-pocalypse
beer-pocalypse
ca-ca-pocalypse (Monkey inspired?)
kimchi-pocalypse (targeted at a specific audience)
coffee-pocalypse
traffic-pocalypse
free-pocalypse
inaugural-pocalypse
bindle-pocalypse AND
my personal favorite
the port-o-potty-pocalypse.
I am going to instruct Monkey to poo on the head of the next violator."
(April 14, 2009, DCist, http://dcist.com/2009/04/potholepalooza_over_expect_potholes.php)

Made-up citation: "I don't know which book of the Bible foretells the looming port-o-potty-pocalypse that will threaten all we hold dear, but I'd like to option the movie rights."

3 comments:

Michele Hush said...

Wow. Looks like a 'pocalypse apocalypse.

Meg said...

Let's not leave out zombpocalypse :D

port o potty said...

I prefer it if we spill the streets full of primate poo... and the onlookers will mistake our porta potty pocalypse for a choco-pocalypse... ewwwww..