Monday, May 25, 2009


adj. A word that has never described me. All my banana larceny involves the real thing. That's just how I was raised.

Real citation: "Wanted in Wisconsin: Fake-Banana-Stealing Bandit in Gorilla Suit"
(May 22, 2009, Fox,,2933,521304,00.html)

Made-up citation: "The fake-banana-stealing eagle isn't as terrifying as the monkey-eating eagle, unless you happen to be a fake banana. Fun fact: one in six people are actually fake bananas, despite their cunning and convincing human-esque-ish-like appearance."

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