testosto-rage

noun. A Hulk-smashy hissy-snit that starts deep in the gonads.

Real citation: "Back in the mid-'90s, I worked at an FM Top 40 radio station and when I was hired, the program director asked that I use the pseudonym 'Cunningham' because my actual last name sounded too ethnic and was difficult to spell.
So you can imagine my Hulk-like testosto-rage when I read this story:"
(April 9, 2009, Bob Cesca's Awesome Blog, http://www.bobcesca.com/blog-archives/2009/04/grotesquely_stu.html)

Made-up citation: "It isn't easy containing the fiery maelstrom of testosto-rage that boils deep beneath my--uuuuuuuuuurp. Whew, never mind, I feel much better now."