noun. A serious buzz shackle. Buzz shackler? I'm not good at conjugating buzzes.
Real citation: "Of course, his choices were Team A: Twitchy and perhaps crazy Dan, and everything-ruiners Jack & Kate. Or Team B: Kick-ass Sawyer, Sure-shot Juliet, Steady Eddie Jin, and his new BFF, Hurley."
(April 30, 2009, "5-14: "The Variable" 2009.04.29," Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3185090&view=findpost&p=11689991)
Made-up citation: "I hate to be an everything-ruiner, but we just nuked your gazebo, which held all that you hold dear. Sorry about that. We're hoping random nuclear incidents jumpstart the economy."