catastro-bleep

noun. Technically speaking, a 4-alarm, 24-carat, code-orange, restaurant-quality catastro-smurf.

Real citation: "Yes. everything going on lately is just one catastro**bleep** after another."
(April 15, 2007, Adult Swim, http://boards.adultswim.com/adultswim/board/message?board.id=2&message.id=18427904&query.id=103583)

Made-up citation: "Dating is a tough business... You never know if a soulmate or a catastro-bleep is around the corner. Plus, if your father was prolific, dating your sister is almost inevitable, and that's enough to make the baby Jesus gag himself with a spoon."