Sunday, May 03, 2009


noun. The name that dare not be said, because who knows what it is?

Related terms: Beelze-something.

Real citation: "'Well, that Beelze-whatever was trying to EAT me, and I wanted to deck him in the nose!' She clenched her fist, growling. 'I just started thinking about how much I wanted to SMACK him…' She demonstrated by slamming her fist into her open palm. 'And then…'"
(Jan. 22, 2008,,

Made-up citation: "If you meet Beelze-whatever in the woods, don't run! Just pull out your mystical sword and chop the Dark Lord's noggin off. Oh, you don't carry a mystical sword on every camping trip? Guess someone wasn't an altar boy."

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