Wednesday, May 13, 2009


noun. A consumer of meat, fish, vegetables--heck, maybe even poo--but no nostril monsters whatsoever.

Real citation: "The Heinrich eats snot one is not logically sound.
Only fools eat snot
Heinrich is a fool
.... does not follow that Heinrich eats snot. Because while Fools are the only consumers on the snot-market, and Heinrich is a fool, It does not establish that there could not be a fool who is another type of eater. A non-snot eater. Perhaps a hippo-eater or a sushi-eater."
(Dec. 31, 2007, Will Type for Food,

Made-up citation: "I've never dated a vegan or non-snot-eater. I wonder what it would be like..."

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