egg-splosive

adj. When omelettes go kaboom, it's the bacon that suffers.

Real citation: "'A dozen Faberge’ eggs.' A menacing voice said. Stepping out from the shadows, Egghead smiled forebodingly as he crossed his arms. 'Egg-celent,' he sneered, 'This will be my most egg-splosive plan yet! The only thing that may hamper it from hatching is that new dirty do-gooder, Batwoman.'"
(July 9, 2007, Livejournal, http://community.livejournal.com/bats_femslash/23906.html)

Made-up citation: "I prefer an egg-splosive evangelist to a poopy-ridden parishioner. That's just how I was raised."