wankerwad

noun. Worse than a wanker! Wankier than a wad!

Real citation: “To state: I'm not the ‘fuckwit’, whom misspelled, ‘fuckwit’, with 6 u's... ‘Fuckwit’... Talk about grammatical errors, and then being born as a error..... Your nowhere near being able to walk upright to critisize me about "my mistakes", when you still knuckle dragging... {As the wankerwad neanderthal that you are} So go back to clubbing yourself over the head like you were before you came to this message board, as your not making yourself look any more intelligent, than the day your mother expelled you from her anus..”
(Nov. 9, 2005, http://endoffashion.com/forum/lofiversion/index.php/t305-50.html)

Made-up citation: “Deep down, that wankerwad you hate is actually a personwad who hates you.”