super-harass-o-matic

noun. This has got to be a dude, right?

Real citation: “6:33 p.m. For reasons unknown, a gentleman evolved into some sort of super-harass-o-matic, bothering customers at a Uniontown burrito palace, then ambling over to a nearby variety store to dispense similar retribution. Police found him heavily cocktailed, and transported him to a large pink facility constructed for just such an occasion.”
(Kevin L. Hoover, Jan. 15, 2008, The Arcata Eye, http://www.arcataeye.com/index.php?module=Pagesetter&tid=2&topic=7&func=viewpub&pid=808&format=full)

Made-up citation: “I grew up believing all French skunks were Pepe-le-Pew-like super-harass-o-matics. Damn you, Looney Tunes!”