noun. A process that is either adorable or terrifying, depending on--among other factors--if you the teddybearified are a human being or fabric swatch.
Real citation: "This episode gave us:
A teacher that bites toddlers
Some nasty damn hammer toes
Death by teddybearification
A group sex eulogy
A cute puppy
(CarpalFunnel, Jan. 29, 2008, "Nip/Tuck: Plot Holes Are A Curse Upon The World," Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=2864952&view=findpost&p=9646673)
Made-up citation: "Senator, how will your views on interrogation, teddybearification, immigration, and Beavis and Buttheadification change the tone in Washington and transform health care? You have two minutes to respond."