Tuesday, January 15, 2008

de-stiffify

verb. Hello, Mr. Limpy. Or Mr. Not-Freezing-His-Tushie-Off.

Related terms: stiffify.

Real citation: “It's below freezing out there, woman! It takes time to de-stiffify. Yeesh.”
(clairecheaux, March 27, 2007, The Planet, http://www.bluetights.net/theplanet/showthread.php?s=6e99d19c6b82db0c862d90913d051e25&t=22244&page=420)

Made-up citation: "If I could swim in a scalding-hot, lawsuit-worthy, chai-tea vat, I'd do it, just to de-stiffify these cold, cold body parts of mine."

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