natural-ish-y

adj. As genuine as your made-in-a-cup DNA, angry android dog, and pleather internal organs.

Real citation: “as far as theme- it's turning into a zen-ish wedding which is THRILLING me to death. both meghann and i are very earthy and natural-ish-y.”
(June 6, 2007, Same Sex Marriage and Beyond, http://community.livejournal.com/samesexwedding/4249.html)

Made-up citation: “I’ve been foregoing hair gel in hopes of a more natural-ish-y look, but that looks sucks. Welcome back, hair gel, my sweet, sticky friend!”