scrotological

adj. Hey, do I look like a scrotologist? Don’t answer that.

Real citation: “GS: What makes you an expert in doucheology?DB1: Practicing the art of the Douchestrological sciences requires patience, dedication and lots of hair gel. Only true douche experts can properly analyze the scrotological manifestations andramifications of the hottie/douchey coupling, and learn important facts like whether someone close to us loves us, or whether there will be an earthquake in Paraguay.”
(Sept. 4, 2007, http://extremekr.proboards76.com/index.cgi?board=news&action=print&thread=1188951896)

Made-up citation: “Scrotologically speaking… Damn, that's a rough way to start a wedding toast.”