breakfastude

noun. Eggs, blintzes, coffee, OJ, grits, and sweet, merciful, all-knowing bacon. Bacon…only you know what’s in my heart, as you slowly destroy it.

Real citation: “Two feeds of FEEESH and two feeds of general breakfastude."
(Aug. 2, 2004, http://p200.ezboard.com/fbb3livefeedsfrm27.showMessageRange?topicID=28.topic&start=981&stop=1000)

Made-up citation: “After a hangover, I love wallowing in breakfastude. If I could sleep it off in a giant stack of Swedish pancakes, I would.”