Frankenasshat

noun. Like Frankenfood, but the nourishing sustenance was replaced with an egregious asshat.

Real citation: “Ewwww. NONONONONO. If this is the "greatest honeymoon ever, and requires looking at Frankenasshat semi-clad and spritzed, I'll hurl. We already have to watch this show at lunchtime, do they have to force this on us, too. We get it. They're in love. Now write them off the show so they can be happy. Please?”
(vallegirl, “All My Children,” Sept. 8, 2004, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/lofiversion/index.php/t3087748-9700.html)

Made-up citation: "When it's possible to make Frankenasshats and nanodinodoodles in a stem-cell hellbroth in my own basement, I'll be able to complete my dissertation."