dadsmurfed

adj. God-damned! Dang-blasted! Ding-swizzled! Or... Did Dad smurf the _______ again? *shudders*

Real citation: “You are all just a bunch of horses's smurfs. Every dadsmurfed one of you. You can all go smurf yourselves and then take the slow road to smurf. WTS? Why am I unable to swear? This is pathetic? How can I be Rambo Smurf when my only curse words are smurf and poopoo?”
(Dec. 6, 2006, MySpace Forums, http://forums.myspace.com/t/1796746.aspx?fuseaction=forums.viewthread&PageIndex=39&SortOrder=0)

Made-up citation: “I mainly included this word to lure readers to my dadsmurfed latest column.”