noun. In toddler talk: poopoofacedoodoo!
Real citation: “once upon a time in a far far far far ass place i dunno somewhere like...durgadurgastan... there onced lived a great honorable and noble king...pretend his name was king shitfacecrap.”
(July 4, 2006, http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=66464621)
Made-up citation: “When I feel like a wretched shitfacecrap, only three things can put a hop in my step: Arrested Development, apple blintzes, and my enemy’s head on a pike.”