butt-pluggy

adj. Resembling a…come on, do I have to draw you a picture?

Real citation: “And there was me thinking there couldn't possibly be any joystick more butt-pluggy than the Konix SpeedKing.”
(Nov. 30, 2006, Yak Yak, http://www.yakyak.org/viewtopic.php?p=1028616&highlight=&sid=1c30ed02dad3f92233b0b59641a882dc)

Made-up citation: “Dear God, man! Hand me the butt-pluggy doowhackey! Before it’s too late!”