noun. The handiest hickeymadoodle since the exorcism tongs.
Real citation: “just wanted to run down a quick list of nonexistent products that are critical to CT lore:
Radio Shack (R) 1:1 scale RC Airliner (with optional missile-firing attachment)
Micro-Machines Suitcase Nuke”
(Aug. 30, 2006, http://forums.randi.org/archive/index.php/t-62850.html)
Made-up citation: “Mom! Joey took my super-duper-nano-choco-thermite! And he called me a poopstick!”