noun. Skankiness; skankitude; skankery; astrophysics. Doh. Astroskankage?
Real citation: “I don't buy porn, and yes, I'll remain unimpressed, thanks. I'll reserve being impressed for people that don't win a skankularity contest and actually invent something, or for those that bust their asses making their money in traditional businesses.”
(July 13, 2007, Wizbang, http://wizbangblog.com/content/2007/07/13/bill-and-hillarys-porn-star-fan.php)
Made-up citation: "If I read one more post that uses the words 'skankularity' or 'ho-cake' in reference to my sister, I will spam you where it hurts."