get one's monkeys in a bunch

idiom. Become annoyed, just as one would understandably become annoyed while wearing constricting, uncomfortable unmentionables.

Related terms: get one's panties in a bunch, get one's pantyhose in a bunch, get one's Calvins in a bunch, get one's buns in a bunch, get one's britches in a bunch, get one's ideology in a bunch, get one's ego in a bunch, get one's tampon in a bunch, get one's nuts in a bunch, get one's whiskers in a bunch, get one's boxers in a bunch, get one's balls in a bunch, get one's balls in a bunch, get one's beanie in a bunch, get sand in one's vagina, get one's thong in a twist, get one's knickers in a twist, get one's panties in a twist, get one's Nicholson in a twist, get one's chakras in a twist, get one's cables in a twist, get one's toga in a twist, get one's noodles in a twist, get one's kilt in a twist, get one's nightie in a twist, get one's undies in a twist, get one's mind in a twist, get one's shorts in a twist, get one's skirt in a twist, get one's trolleys in a twist, get one's tonsils in a twist, get one's turban in a twist, get one's skivvies in a twist, get one's extremities in a twist, get one's bollocks in a twist.

Real citation: "am I ever going to add another entry? it’s only been 5 days! and I’ve been gone!
but yeah, soon. Don’t get your monkeys in a bunch."
(blm, May 25, 2004, In Limine, http://inlimine.net/archives/2004/05/20/technorati)

Made-up citation: "Nothing gets my monkeys in a bunch quite like the Satanic advertising shitbuckets who are infesting my computer--and if they're reading this, I hope their pop-up-pushing asses die in a steaming pool of blood, pus, blues, and piss. Amen."