Wednesday, March 23, 2005

glacier-appropriate

adj. Suitable for humongous freakin' blocks of ice.

Real citation: "I hope you're all wearing glacier-appropriate clothing."
(Principal Skinner, "On a Clear Day I Can See My Sister," March 6, 2005, The Simpsons)

Made-up citation: "That speedo is not glacier-appropriate. More importantly, I must now cleanse my eyeballs with Drano."

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