noun. Diddly-fucking-shit, also known as diddly-fucking-crap, but sometimes referred to as diddly-fucking-fuck, and occasionally answers to the name of diddly-fucking-poo.
Related terms: su-diddly-fucking-uck, ha diddly fucking ha, yee diddly fucking ha, tee diddly fucking hee, whoop-diddly-fucking-doo, ho diddly fucking ho ho, jack diddly fucking shit, scrum-diddly-fucking-umptious.
Real citaion: "in other news, i'm a complete interweb retard. the new tegan & sara albumn has been released on the web more than a month before its actual release date. some people had advanced copies and put them up on the web. which really kinda sucks, i mean you've slaved away for months and months on an albumn (i'm imagining all of this, since, well, its not like i would REALLY know, but i'm off topic), and you must be so looking forward to its release date!!!! and then someone goes and blows the whole build up and spoils it all. anyway, when i first read that it was on the net, i searched high and low, downloading a billion kinds of shareware programs, and NADA! DIDDLY-fucking-SQUAT! everyone and their fucking mothers can find it, except me! "
("A doodle. I do doodle. You, too. You do doodle, too," July 28, 2004, http://www.muntedmess.com/blog-july-sept04.html)
Made-up citation: "Recent studies indicate the average American I.Q. falls somewhere between diddly-fucking-squat and 11. Or was that the average birth weight?"
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