fucknutter

noun. A batshit-wacky, bugfuck-loony nutbag of fun.

Real citation: "Ah, but Sheridan, a dangerous road to travel, once again... if we are to treat these as historical documents (what fucknutter thought that was a good idea anyhow?), then if one visual can be dismissed as false, *no* visuals can be trusted. But since dialogue screws up too, we can't trust that either. And that leaves us right where we always are with all of these shows/movies/etc... basically picking and choosing what we like the best. :p"
(E1701, July 9, 2003, http://kier.3dfrontier.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-52753.html)

Made-up citation: "When a fucknutter offers duck butter, punt."