noun. The headquarters of a not-particularly-brainy organization or person, such as the Democratic Party or Dr. Evil.
Real citation: "So is this the end of the phony, partisan, unpatriotic jihad against the Bush administration? I wish I was a fly on the wall at DNC Assquarters today, the mood was probably funereal."
(faithincowboys, "Where are the partisan Democrats today??," July 22, 2003, http://18.104.22.168/focus/f-news/950719/posts)
Made-up citation: "At the assquarters of my secret, covert, important organization, only assholes, asshats, ass clowns, asswipes, and ass-suckers are welcome. Buttmunches can find their own club."