Real citation: "Ninja Captain your grasp of history is amazingly precise. Did you ever actually play Q1? Sure, we both know what mods there were for Q1 but did you ever play them? No pressure. If you did play them, was there a certain amount of self-wettage going on? Can you describe how much. If you prefer I can treat ignoring my question to mean 25% of a litre. If you prefer."
Made-up citation: "Self-wettage can put a damper on the fine dining experience."