noun. A "spatula" that is a goddamn creepy poser!
Real citation: "55. hold a candle light/spatula light vigil for Martha Stewart 56. create intricately designed faux spatula for sticking on your head that would make it look like it is sticking through your ears, like that old arrow gag 57. pseudo-spatula. I’m not really sure what to do with this one, but it just sounds cool."
(Mr. H, March 24, 2004, Powerskier.com, http://126.96.36.199/search?q=cache:SwbadoEeoLoJ:www.powerskier.com/forum.php%3Fcat%3DOther%26topicid%3D32+pseudo-spatula&hl=en)
Made-up citation: "Hand me the pseudo-spatula, willya? I'm making the quasi-shitcakes."