hung like a Norse

idiom. Uh, quite well-hung.

Related terms: like a Viking in the sack, hung like a bagpipe, hung like a bear, hung like a Brazilian pack mule, hung like a Canadian, hung like a chipmunk, hung like a Clydesdale, hung like a donkey, hung like a farm animal, hung like a flea, hung like a fly, hung like a fruit bat, hung like a gerbil, hung like a hamster, hung like a hero, hung like a horse, hung like a horsefly, hung like a horseman, hung like a house, hung like a house mouse, hung like a Kennedy, hung like a lizard, hung like a llama, hung like a loose dish rag, hung like a moose, hung like a mule, hung like a pimple, hung like a porn star, hung like a racehorse, hung like a Republican, hung like a seahorse, hung like a Shetland pony, hung like a snake, hung like a sperm whale, hung like a stallion, hung like a superstar, hung like a Tic Tac, hung like a tootsie roll, hung like a Western Canadian bison.

Real citation: "Being hung like a Norse was key to social hierarchy and being considered a real man in 10th-century Icelandic society, according to a new paper, 'Size Matters: Penile Problems in Sagas of Icelanders', to be presented to the International Medieval Congress in Leeds this week. "
(Amelia Hill, "When it was vital to be hung like a Norse...," Guardian Unlimited, http://education.guardian.co.uk/higher/artsandhumanities/story/
0,12241,1324536,00.html)

Made-up citation: "Though Thor was hung like a Horse, he was also limp as a chimp, so he picked up his magic hammer and smashed all the trolls into troll jelly."